Nah, it’s not your teeth—it’s those tablets! I swear, I used them for a while and my night guard always came out looking like it’d been dipped in chal...
Totally get it—my daughter lasted about 30 seconds with an electric brush before she declared it “buzzing my brain.” We’re back to her princess manual...
That jaw soreness is real—felt like I’d been chewing on a brick for a week after my root canal. I totally get the paranoia about whether you’ll need t...
The dinosaur toothbrush cracked me up—my nephew has the shark version and it’s basically his favorite toy, not a hygiene tool. I swear, half the battl...
Right? I always figure if I start memorizing numbers like I’m cramming for a calculus final, I’m probably overthinking it. I barely remember what I ha...
That’s the most accurate description I’ve seen—popcorn hulls have a personal vendetta against me, I swear. I’m a big fan of water flossers for daily u...
My youngest is the same way—total chatterbox about every single tool. Once, she asked if the suction thing was a “tiny mouth vacuum” and the hygienist...
I totally get the budget thing—dentist bills can make your wallet cry. I actually skipped the pro cleaning before my braces too, just doubled down on ...
I totally get what you mean about the “post-meal mumble mouth.” I used to joke that after jaw surgery, my mouth was like a phone on low battery—just s...
Totally get where you’re coming from. Wisdom teeth are like the boss level of extractions—my cheeks ballooned up and I could barely eat mashed potatoe...
Insurance is such a headache, right? I swear, half the time I feel like I need a decoder ring just to figure out what’s covered. And yeah, stress tota...
That wax is like the duct tape of the braces world, right? My niece basically turns her mouth into a wax sculpture every time her wire acts up. I tota...
Charcoal totally sucked me in too—those before-and-after pics are everywhere, right? But yeah, I ended up with sore gums and that gritty feeling for d...
I totally get the awkwardness you're describing, but honestly, I think that feeling might be less about monthly payments themselves and more about how...
Totally agree about the mashed avocado—lifesaver for sure. I also found hummus surprisingly satisfying...felt like real food and gave me a break from ...