Dude, I’m right there with you on the “no one-size-fits-all” thing. After I got my wisdom teeth out, my oral surgeon was super specific—like, no rinsi...

Yeah, my ortho was super particular about the timing, too. Like, if I missed a tightening by even a week, they’d give me this whole spiel about “optim...

Man, I totally get what you mean about silk floss shredding. My teeth are packed in pretty tight, so it’s almost like threading a needle every night. ...

I get what you’re saying, but honestly, I’ve seen kids hang onto a binky longer and end up with zero dental issues. My nephew was obsessed with his un...

Man, I gotta say, wax never really worked for me. I tried it the first week and it just kept falling off or getting stuck in random places—like, I’d f...

Yeah, parsley's just not it for me either—feels like I’m gnawing on my lawn. I’ve tried apples too, and I swear it helps for like, ten minutes tops, t...

I’ve tried a couple of those “natural” gums with xylitol, like Spry and PUR. They’re not bad, honestly, but don’t expect them to taste like regular gu...

Man, I totally get what you mean about the chewing thing. That awkward phase is so real. When I had braces for my deep bite, it was like my teeth forg...