You’re not alone with the soft brush thing—I thought it was a scam to get me to buy more toothbrushes. Turns out, my “tough guy” brushing was just mak...
Not gonna lie, the “just bite into an apple” move is a classic my mom tried on me... and I’m still low-key suspicious of apples. My kid’s got a wobbly...
Man, you are speaking my language. I swear, my wallet starts sweating every time one of my teeth gets a little twinge. The “wait or fix” debate is bas...
I used to be all about that “burn” too—felt like I was getting my money’s worth, you know? But honestly, the only thing it did was make my wallet ligh...
Man, I totally relate to the “pop quiz” feeling. Last time I had a checkup, I was brushing like a maniac the night before—pretty sure my toothbrush wa...
Ain’t that the truth. My wallet was just as stressed as my brain after mine—those prescription rinses cost more than my monthly coffee budget. I tried...
Man, that sums it up. My wallet actually flinched when I heard “autograft”—I swear there’s a hidden fee for every extra inch of tendon they borrow. I ...
Getting bounced around is basically my dental crisis tradition at this point. Last year, I woke up with my face looking like I’d lost a fight with a b...
Couldn’t help but laugh at this because I’ve snapped more than one “ultra value” brush mid-yawn. Honestly, sometimes it feels like they’re made of cot...
All this rinsing after sticky stuff—makes sense, but I gotta say, my wallet wishes it was that easy. I’m not sure if it’s just my luck, but my crown (...
When I saw “the numbers,” I was 100% looking at the cost breakdown, not the procedure steps—because honestly, the bill scares me more than the drill. ...
I get the appeal of zirconia for durability, but honestly, porcelain has surprised me. I've had a porcelain crown for about 7 years now, and it's surv...
We had a similar wake-up call with my daughter, but ours was flavored waters—thought we were being smart and budget-friendly. Turns out, same sugar-ac...
Funny you mention that... my daughter used to be obsessed with bubblegum-flavored toothpaste—like, seriously obsessed. When we switched to mint (becau...
Thin apple slices, huh? I wish I'd thought of that sooner. My go-to was smoothies—cheap, easy, and zero chewing involved. But yeah, biting your cheek ...