That’s hilarious about the “every other day” pitch—my daughter once tried to argue that her teeth would “clean themselves” if she just swished enough ...

I totally get the craving for crunch—felt like I’d forgotten what chips even tasted like after two weeks. Did you ever try adding a little spice to yo...

Haha, same here with the chewies—felt like a St. Bernard for a week. As for the camera thing, my phone makes my teeth look way bigger than in real lif...