For real—my “investment” is basically the reason I’m eating mashed potatoes like it’s a food group. Did anyone else get sticker shock at the grocery s...
That’s exactly it—my tongue was basically an unpaid intern trying to “help” but just making me anxious. I totally get the food boredom, too. I tried m...
I hear you, but honestly, the splint was such a pain for me that I started wondering if surgery might actually be worth it—at least it’s a one-and-don...
I always went with the frozen peas too—mainly because my wallet was already crying from the dental bill. Those gel packs are weirdly expensive for wha...
Yeah, I totally get what you mean about the bulkiness. The first night with my boil-and-bite, I felt like I was trying to sleep with a mouthful of Leg...
I’ve always wondered if milk’s reputation for “super teeth” is just really good marketing. Like, I grew up on the generic grocery store gallon jugs—my...
I totally get where you’re coming from with the weird aftertaste. Those tablets are like, “Here, have some minty science experiment.” I’ve bounced bet...
Right?? Surprises are only fun at birthday parties, not when someone’s poking around your mouth with sharp things. I always ask about costs too—like, ...
Right? I checked the price on one of those fancy xylitol packs and almost needed to sit down. I’ve tried the regular sugar-free gum from the gas stati...
I hear you, but have you seen the price on some of those xylitol gums? I swear my wallet gets a cavity just looking at them. Honestly, I just stick to...
Right? I kept running my tongue over my teeth like a weirdo, just to make sure they were still there. My wallet felt lighter than my mouth, though… Di...
Greek yogurt was my go-to too, but dang, it gets pricey if you’re eating it every meal for days. I ended up mixing in some instant pudding mix just to...
Right?! That’s what I kept asking myself, especially after my wallet took the first hit. My dentist blamed “hidden canals” too, but I swear it just fe...
Haha, I call mine “the mouth brick.” I’m with you—those thick guards are like wearing a retainer from the 90s. I’ve looked at the slim ones too, but m...
You’re definitely not alone. My brush basically grows a science experiment during summer—humidity turns it into a petri dish. I’m with you on skipping...